Why I use social networks
sodamnrelatable: is for asking people what’s for homework is there for stalking celebrities is for listening to music and tumblr is my life .
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
dessusaizu: ive followed about 80% of you for so long that i dont even care about your fandoms anymore i just cant ever unfollow you bc we have this deep connection going on & my dash wouldnt feel the same w/o u
all time low on twitter
Alex: selfie, drunk selfie, 2 am tweet that makes no sense
Jack: dick joke, reply to everyone I follow but me
Rian: CASSADEE ILY
Zack: AMERRICKAN CLOTHES BUY AMERRICKAN CLOTHES, 20% OFF TODAY ONLY.
connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and actual logo: powerpoint: your secrets out EA
ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably either eurovision or doctor who
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
boydivision: when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts: if it can fly it should die
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
kfcofficial: im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
annoyingtwink: yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
dreamsaboutthatbox: gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday isn’t this just phil lester’s childhood
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
atomlc: and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened